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What do you mean David Woodley isn’t the QB for Miami anymore?

“Can’t Touch Us” Miami Dolphins Rap (via MIAMIGOLFPRO)

The only thing worse than this is eyeball tattoo removal….

jamesurbaniak:

Premiere episode of my important new web series, Topic A with James Urbaniak. Today’s topic: “Jumping the Shark.”

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Old, Weird Tech: Severed Head Life Support System Edition - Nicholas Jackson - Technology - The Atlantic

No wonder my application was rejected from eHarmony!

friendlyatheist:

ih8religion:

Totally brutal (and totally accurate).

Don’t keep the faith,
I H8 RELIGION
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I bet it is better than medicine for the bout cholera I’m suffering right now.

Yummy

friendlyatheist:

Submitted by sh1n1g4m1

Don’t forget to make-out with the same-sex individual next to you.  Who knows, you might like it.

friendlyatheist:

phillipreeves:

Creation Museum’s hilarious explanation as to how similar animals & plants ended up on opposite sides of oceans.

You couldn’t make this stuff up… oh wait… they did.

Because kangaroos, marsupials, insects and other wrongly labeled “indigenous” species all rafted from Mount Ararat to Australia. On logs. Let me repeat, logs. Absurd is too tame of a word to describe such asinine non-thinking.
-FA

Why does San Francisco hate children and happiness?

When Mr. Sulu calls you a D-bag, you know it’s true.

George Takei Calls Out Anti-Gay Arkansas School Board Member 

Wow! And just think that in God will create the Universe in another 500 years after this.

Yay!! I can keep drinking….